I have such an amazing friend. Gabby is the shit and I’d totally do anything for her

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

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Named my pizza REPTARKINGOFTHEOZONE xD

surprisebitch:

damn that was cut throat

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kissmeandcrucify:

Me throwing shade when I’m 80, 

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rnyspacing:

MR. PRESIDENT

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theburningtimesofmymanhood:

ice-grave:

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job



this is the best post ive ever seen on tumblr

I’m in love.

Lololololololololololol umm she’s a prostitute/whore/hoe/street walker/ call girl etc she broke the law?!?!? You guys are praising this because she used a condom and she’s making money??? Yeah, you are all the biggest dumb fucks EVER. Illegal is illegal, I’d rather make an honest buck than break the law.

theburningtimesofmymanhood:

ice-grave:

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

this is the best post ive ever seen on tumblr

I’m in love.

Lololololololololololol umm she’s a prostitute/whore/hoe/street walker/ call girl etc she broke the law?!?!? You guys are praising this because she used a condom and she’s making money??? Yeah, you are all the biggest dumb fucks EVER. Illegal is illegal, I’d rather make an honest buck than break the law.

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doctorattem:

Me

doctorattem:

Me

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